Bill Simmons on The Colbert Report

Bill Simmons AKA The "Sports Guy" appeared on Comedy Central's 'The Colbert Report' on September 14, 2006. Here's the clip.

C'mon Bill. You couldn't look more uncomfortable on TV if you were sitting on Brian Billick's lap at the end of a Ravens loss. You came across nervous and your comments on USA basketball seemed uneducated and sophomoric. Send 18 and under kids? What makes you think they could be more cohesive as a team?

I really expected better than you on the Colbert Report. Where's the witty charm that comes across in your writing? Disappointed. I mean, I had a hard enough time getting past the fact that you are a dirty Red Sox fan (don't worry, I hate the Yankees too). Now, I feel like I'm in the 8th grade and I've just been dumped by my girlfriend. Especially if it's that hot teacher.
Speaking of.......YouTube had to take it down, but here's MSNBC's clip of Matt Lauer's interview with Debra LaFave.

"He wanted it and I gave it to him." That's going in my book of great quotes. What a jerk that kid is for ratting himself out.