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Reasons to Hate the Red Sox

Updated: October 26, 2007

1. Playing the spoons in the bullpen. No one wants to hear a rendition of Stomp.

2. Manny Ramirez – Jack. Ass. First of all, he throws his helmet on purpose every time he takes off running on the bases. Is this legal? Couldn’t that possibly affect the defense? On the relay? And injury?

3. And where exactly did all these nouveau Red Sox fans come from? The Cubbies are lovable losers….and I hear Chicago is a great town. But Boston? The natives?…’enuff said. Watch a Sox game at Fenway on TV. Do you see any black people in the crowd? How about those wearing Red Sox gear in the city you live? The fans are almost like members of a fraternity, and the last time I checked, the Greek system was still segregated….ok, I admit that’s not totally correct/fair. I’m just saying.

It pretty much came down to the fans of each team….which are less obnoxious. Yankee fans on one hand are innocent imbeciles. You know, one of those cats you don’t trust because he doesn’t know better. But the Sox, suddenly after all the whining, all the curse, all the Buckner….they win one (1) World Series and blossom a superiority complex? Please. They think they are “owed” something after years of sucky teams. Hey, that’s life buddy.

Curt Schilling is just a dick. Runs his mouth off too much, too much.

To be continued….

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