God Kobe, I wish I knew how to quit you!

Yo ‘Melo, can you give Stephon a ride to Bal-more?
Oh yea, tell Mr. Omar to give me a call.

After a 1-7 start, including
a loss to the previously win-less Sonics,
Pat Riley and Shaq O’Neal started to wonder…
“IS this league for old men?”