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Najeh Davenport and Mr. Hankey Wish You A Merry Christmas!

Updated: December 24, 2007

Are Steelers fans ready for Dookie and his friend for the playoffs, the Christmas Poo?

Thanks to The Big Lead for reminding us all of the story of Najeh Trenadious Monte Davenport AKA Turd Fergueson. Maybe you thought you went to the University of Miami in sunny Coral Gables, Florida, but you ain’t from the “U” until you’ve defecated in the laundry of a lady.

April 1, 2002, April Fool’s Day nonetheless, Najeh, or Jerome Bettis’ replacement, “The Dump Truck“, decided he would get his day of pranks started early.

At 6 am, Turd sneaked into the dorm room of Mary McCarthy, a student at Barry University. Not 100% positive, but I’m pretty sure the dorm rooms at a fine Catholic university such as Barry are small, just like every other dorm room, ever. So, I’m not surprised that young Mary was awakened by the sounds of a grown 6’1″, 247 pound man dropping a deuce in her closet.

Subsequent charges of 2nd degree burglary and misdemeanor mischief were traded in for a hundred hours of community service, probably cleaning turlets. Mary, scared for life, also filed a 15K lawsuit. Not sure if she won, but let’s just say that I seriously doubt she’s drunk in a bar somewhere right now bragging about how she once saw an NFL player take a poo.

…..and when he’s not lookin’ fly with the side-lean
and that “U” mock-turtleneck,
dealin’ with that baby mama drama

….he’s on the gridiron, goin’ for 2 with Mr. Hankey.

Peace to all.

One Comment

  1. Old Man Stubborn

    December 25, 2007 at 12:22 am

    My boy Jared used to get drunk and take a piss in girl’s closets, but I can’t even begin to imagine how funny it would be to see a big ass dude squating in a closet to take a dumper .

    Quick question. What exactly did he use to wipe????

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