So What IS Jason Kidd Thinking? A Photoshop Theory
Watching some football, doing some work, wondering what the Washington Wizards are going to do against the New Jersey Nets tonight. The keys for the Wizards: they really need to pound it inside when Haywood is in the game. When Blatche is playing, do a little more running. Get him working the high post and using his quickness and/or passing skills against the mediocre Nets bigs. Bullets Forever with the run-down….the Wizards have actually lost 6 in a row against the Nets. Last time the Wiz beat them was in December of ’05, blew New Jersey out by 20 in DC.
So yea, what exactly is going on with Jason Kidd? I just wonder what has been in that guy’s mind lately. Let’s run through a quick timeline:
1997-2007 - Marriage, drinkin’, gamblin’, the NBA, hoes, rockin’ out in general.
Jan. 2001 - A night at the Kidd household – Jason Kidd eats a french fry from his son’s plate. His wife, Joumana, yells at him for doing so. He spits the fry right back in her face. She then ran into a door knob.
Mar. 2001 - Kidd gets his mugshot taken.
Jan. 2007 - Jason Kidd fears that his crazy wife will make their children crazy. She grabs his arm really tightly in the next family picture.
Feb. 15, 2007 - The world finds out that Jason Kidd has been getting it on with, “several different television reporters, as well as strippers in Arizona, Sacramento, Miami, Dallas and Indiana, a Nets season ticket holder, a Nets employee, and a cheerleader in New Orleans.”
Dec. 4, 2007 – Jason sat alone in a dark room watching the New Jersey Nets game from home. J-Kidd is in his bitter place again.
Here’s the deal, no one just listens to White Snake. Something is seriously not right with Jason Kidd jamming to ‘Here I Go Again’ on his ipod. Are you telling me that Rasheed Wallace is somewhere grooving to the Eagles and Peaceful, Easy, Feelin’? Or that Fred Hoiberg is listening to Pac’s Ambitionz Az A Ridah?
There’s something more to it here. I think that not only does Jason Kidd listen to White Snake…but he also wants to be White Snake. Creepy.
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