Not only is LeBron a baby, but he’s an a-hole…to his mother | Truth About It.net

Not only is LeBron a baby, but he’s an a-hole…to his mother

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Updated: May 13, 2008

LeBron James’ words to his mother: “Sit yo ass down.” Sure, she didn’t have to be as involved in a LeBron-Paul Pierce off-the-court, wrap-up-foul scrum. And of course LeBron was in the heat of the moment. Still, he barked at Gloria with the command of a bread-winner. The thing is, any mom might have been concerned and up in the mix, but not any son would tell her to sit her ass down (perhaps moms was simply under the influence). Even K.G. was like, “Hey man, you can’t be talkin’ yo mama like that.”

big-ups as always to Odenized on point with the clips

Back to the baby who needs to be put in the corner.

Them folks at WIZZNUTZZ got the whole L-Baby-J tee-shirt thing going on….check them out and get you one. My fav:
wizznutzz lebron james crybabyLeBron’s dunk over Kevin Garnett in Cleveland’s game four win, tying the series, will no doubt be part of NBA playoff lore, especially if the Cavs go on to win the series.

But as a Wizards fan, I just love to bitch and moan about LeBron James being a baby. So I present this scene from Boston’s win in game two of the series:

It used to be if you fell down, you got right up and acted like nothin’ hit ya. Can’t let the other team see weakness by showing that you are affected. Take the punches and don’t flinch.

But not LeBron James…..looks like he is changing the game in more ways than one. I halfway expected the bull crap to end after the Wizards series, but now King James has brought his act to Beantown for round two.

With about four minutes left in the 2nd quarter, LeBron went hard to the basket in transition. Did he get fouled? Of course. Sam Cassell ended up getting ahold of LeBaby’s jersey and inadvertently caught him in the mouth.

Down goes LeBron! He stayed on the floor, on his knees, checking his mouth for a good 30 seconds before getting to his feet only to check on his mouth boo-boo some more.

The absurdity has simply gone too far. Now LeBron has his handlers, the refs, handing out Flagrant 1s like the USS Technical Foul is going down in deep waters. I guess LeBron is simply a product of today’s sissified society.


Sincerely,
America


10 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    May 13, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    Funny, because that “baby” owns your pathetic Wizards. It must suck to know that your team is guaranteed to be one and done in the playoffs every year.

  2. Truth About It

    May 13, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    You’re right, he’ll probably still be owning the Wizards, among other NBA teams, in a couple years when he is playing for the Nets.

  3. Anonymous

    May 13, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    the wiz will continue to suck until they get rid of agent 0, which ironically, was about how much he was worth this season and seasons to come

  4. rick@waitingfornextyear

    May 13, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    How do you know when a player has made the leap? When opposing team’s fans would like to rip him apart barehanded. I guess that means LeBron has earned elite status…

  5. Truth About It

    May 13, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    I think you’re right…he’s the Kobe Bryant of the East.

    And I’m clearly deflecting frustrations with my own team on others….since I’m soooo proud of Wizards superstar: “Mr. 4th Quarter”

  6. Dean

    May 13, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    Come on LBJ fans, you all know he is being a baby. He has been a great student of his acting classes and taken those techniques to the court. As Xavier McDaniel put it so eloquently back in the day when the Knicks were facing MJ and the Bulls, “… Hey! This is a game, this is a MAN’S GAME!!” Come on LeBron, you are a beast so stop acting like you are too pretty to get fouled. Personally, I think players should get technicals for overacting because it’s a disgrace to the spirit of the game. Lastly, LeBron, your mom is tired of seeing you cry so she was only trying to get your back lol.

  7. Pocholo

    May 14, 2008 at 10:55 am

    I’m a fan of LeBron because of his skills and talent. I think it’s the NBA that’s biased, handing out flagrants like water from a faucet. It’s not LeBron’s fault he’s a prized guy because of his supreme talent. Hey, it’s not his fault that the only player able to match his on-court skills is Kobe.

    I can see this is how class-less Wizards fans react to 3 straight playoff series losses. LOL.

  8. Truth About It

    May 14, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    There is no questioning LeBron’s skills and talent. He and Kobe are undoubtedly the two best players in the league…..after Chris Paul (just kidding, Paul is not the best, he is the most valuable…or should have been….whatever).

    But truly….LeBron brought this crybaby thing upon himself. No, it’s not his fault that he’s such a great player….well, it is. LeBron is a physical specimen, but I’m sure he’s been a tireless worker along the way. But it is LeBron’s fault that he is a whiner.

    Wizards fans are classless? You’ve obviously never been to Philly, Detroit, Boston, or New York.

    Sadly, Wizards fans have no identity.

  9. deutsch

    May 15, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    Classless….really?….a cleveland fan is calling dc fans classless?

    Do we need to bring behavior at Brown’s games into the conversation?

  10. Anonymous

    February 13, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    Lebron James is Hands down the best player in the nba. Kobe is good dont get me wrong.But no one can take over a game like Lebron. Any Pistons fans remember what happened? he could do that when ever he wants but he doesnt because he is unselfish.

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