Opposite Hairdos Set Aside Differences, Take Solace in Suckiness of the Wizards
Darryl and Maxwell had been at odds for what seemed like ages over their dictionary defined opposite hair styles. “Look brospeh, we just gotta agree to disagree,” Darryl would say. “Why don’t you just let me be me,” Maxwell would retort.
And so the debate raged on, until last Saturday night when both Darryl and Maxwell set aside their differences in cranium fur stylistics to attend a match between the Washington Wizards and the Charlotte Bobcats.
The ultimate hope for the duo was that the futile efforts of the Wizards would serve as a distraction from the daily argument grind, as well as make them feel better about themselves. And the Wizards did not disappoint as they blew a 13-point lead with 4:38 left in the 3rd quarter, and later a five point lead with five minutes left in the 4th.
Yep, ol’ Darryl and Maxwell left the Verizon Center feeling pretty good about themselves, until Darryl said, “Maxwell, what the fuck is up with all those braids and shit?,” to which Maxwell responded, “Give it up Darryl, that horseshoe you have going looks like a burnt turd wrapped around rotten meat.”