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The Mortician of Wizards Draft Lottery Luck

Updated: May 20, 2009

Good riddance NBA draft lottery. We don’t care about you. Yea, it’s been a bad week … and we’re going to wallow in our sorrows for a bit. But I’m here to say you are dead to me. The Wizards are going to make the post-season despite you. You’re in heaven with grandma now … So in your honor, these songs will be played at your local barbershop.

Raekwon | Heaven & Hell

Master P | Heaven For A Gangsta

2 Pac | Heaven Ain’t Hard to Find

Guns N Roses | Knocking on Heaven’s Door

Wu-Tang | For Heaven’s Sake

Led Zepelin | Stairway to Heaven

Nas & Jully Black | Heaven

B.G. | R.I.P.

The Lox | We’ll Always Love Big Poppa (DJ Screwed Version)

Richie Rich | Do G’z Get to Go to Heaven

Goodie Mob | Free

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Kyle Weidie
Founder / Editor / Reporter / Writer at TAI
Kyle founded TAI in 2007 and has been weaving in and out the world of Wizards ever since, ducking WittmanFaces, jumping over G-Wiz, and avoiding stints on the DNP-Conditioning list. He has covered the Washington pro basketball team as a member of the media since 2009. Kyle currently lives in Brooklyn, NY with his wife, loves basketball, and has no pets.