Way Of The Gun: A Gilbert Arenas-Javaris Crittenton Photoshop Theory
When it comes to the cut-throat world of the internet, where thou who posts first is like the man with one eye in the land of the blind, many have focused on being the first to post/blog/write/scribe/opine about the Gilbert Arenas-Javaris Critteton brandishing of weapons. I wanted to be the first to Photoshop about it.
In the Arenas/Crittenton comparison to the movie, Way Of The Gun, I suppose Gil would be Ryan Phillippe and Javaris would be Benicio del Toro. I’ve never seen the movie, but might own it. I sporadically buy $5-dollar movies from Target and leave them unopened on a shelf.
But if you Wikipedia Way Of The Gun, (BTW, is ‘wikipedia’ now a verb like ‘google’?) you’ll find that one critic, Richard Corliss of Time, described the film as, “a two-hour gunfight interrupted by questions of paternity.”
Seems fitting. Kinda.
Oh, and there’s not really a ‘Photoshop Theory’ here, I just wanted to entice you with a headline, such as “Wizards Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton pull pistols on each other” like the NY Post.
BTW, even if this story is true, did I mention how prototypically skeevy the NY Post reporter asking Gil about his guns was on Tuesday? Well, I did on Twitter, where, another BTW, Gilbert Arenas is active and in full-effect. Really, a must read.