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When Guns Are Drawn: A Mixtape for Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton

Updated: January 1, 2010

When I first learned about Gilbert Arenas and guns on Christmas Eve, way back when it was as “innocent” as him getting the firearms out of his humble, grotto-encased abode because he didn’t want them around his new kid when he already had another kid for a couple years, I tweet-dedicated a Christmas song to him … Onyx, Throw Ya Guns.

This latest news warrants its own playlist. And since the good folks at WizzNutzz are making mixtapes for JaVale McGee, I figure why not join in on the fun.

This one’s for you Gilbert and Javaris. I don’t know much about astrological signs, but it seems like Capricorns don’t get along … especially when it involves gamblin’.

Oh yea, Happy Birthday Javaris. You turned 22 on New Year’s Eve. Hope you woke up feeling well today. Arenas will turn 28 on Wednesday.

Oh, and Gil, I’m sorry that the media is camping outside of your house. On a positive note, you made it man … Whitney Houston levels. If we’re lucky, we’ll get a chopper with live video.

In the meantime, enjoy the music.

The Roots – Guns Are Drawn

album: The Tipping Point

winning lyric:

It’s outrageous and they just ain’t nothing
But save us an ocean of brown fists in various flavors
A favor for a favor man, this is the majors
Tell me what you would do with no phone or pagers

Onyx – Throw Ya Gunz

album: BacDaFucUp

winning lyric:

It’s time to get live, live, live like a wire
I set a whole choir on fire (uhh!)
Well done, on the grill, shot skills kills
And no frills – they try to diss me? they gettin crispy

Aerosmith – Janie’s Got A Gun

album: Pump

winning lyric:

Janie’s got a gun
Her whole world’s come undone
From lookin’ straight at the sun
What did her daddy do?
What did he put you through?

Notorious B.I.G. – Machine Gun Funk

album: Ready To Die

winning lyric:

So you wanna be hardcore
With your hat to the back, talkin bout the gats in your raps
But I can’t feel that hardcore appeal
that you’re screamin, baby I’m dreamin
This ain’t Christopher Williams

Erykah Badu – Penitentiary Philosophy

album: Mama’s Gun

winning lyric:

Why can’t we get along and
Take all the funky tones
And make up a funky song
That be bangin on and on

Cam’ron – Get Ya Gun

album: Killa Season

winning lyric

Guns matchin my jeans (what’s that) I’m just stylin’ my friend

Lord Tariq & Peter Gunz – Déjà Vu (Uptown Baby)

album: Make It Reign

winning lyric:

Friends call me gunz, sons call me trife
Cause I’m quick to slide off and slide this d*ck up in your wife
And that’s life, you should learn how to treat her

Black Joe Lewis – Gunpowder

album: Tell ‘Em What Your Name Is!

winning lyric:

I said a gunpowder baby …

Public Enemy – Fight The Power

album: Fear Of A Black Planet

winning lyric:

Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant sh*t to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Muther f*ck him and John Wayne

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Kyle founded TAI in 2007 and has been weaving in and out the world of Wizards ever since, ducking WittmanFaces, jumping over G-Wiz, and avoiding stints on the DNP-Conditioning list. He has covered the Washington pro basketball team as a member of the media since 2009. Kyle currently lives in Brooklyn, NY with his wife, loves basketball, and has no pets.