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Jordan Crawford: An Abbreviated History of Steez

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Updated: November 3, 2012

“Steez” ain’t no big deal, if you got it. It’s no John Wall, coolin’, but steez is enough in it’s own right. And as evidenced above, Jordan Crawford has had steez since he was nine-years old. He’s had so much steez over time that LeBron James once tried to confiscate it. “Naw, we ain’t talk about it. I don’t even know him. … It happened a long time ago, it’s a big thing, so just let it ride,” said Crawford when asked, after being traded to the Wizards from the Hawks as a rookie, about his unnecessarily famed summer camp dunk over LeBron and if the two had ever spoken about it. When asked if he had it on video or if it had been confiscated, Crawford casually said, “Naw, it showed up on YouTube, I think you can go check it out.”

So much steez that Crawford once found some Galaxy Foamposites in his attic, according to him. As a rookie in Atlanta, Crawford acquired some of his steez from Hawks assistant coach Nick Van Exel, who had a lot of steez in his own right. Crawford’s tweets have also been translated by the WizzNuttz — not once, but twice. Now that’s steez.

This year’s “When it’s time to score, I score. That’s how it should be,” on Wizards media day was, “You know, I always feel if I can see the basket it’s a good shot,” when Crawford was a rookie with the Wizards. Mad steez.

The other day Jordan Crawford tried to explain his steez. He said, “style,” but that’s silly, because Crawford alone can’t even explain steez. But, the DC Sports Bog’s Dan Steinberg did learn about the 90s hip-hop in the process, so there’s that. In any case, let’s take the time to go through an abbreviated history of Jordan Crawford’s steez, whatever that means.

Lean Back Chair Steez

Your Basic Post-Game Steez

Microphone Steez

Who’s Going to Score Steez

Basketball Hoop Over The Garage Steez

Up the Stairs Steez

Big Shot Steez

Crazy Shot & Stuff Steez

Missed Flight Steez

Auto Steez

Baking Soda in the Fridge Steez

Shoes in the Fridge Steez

Camp Steez

Xmas Steez

Flavor Flav Steez

Beach Ball Steez

Art Steez

Free Throw Line Steez

Dunk on LeBron Steez

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Dribbling Steez

Locally Respected Steez

The International Steez Section:

Pass to Hamady N’diaye for a Dunk Steez

Pass to Yi Jianlian for a Dunk Steez

Cool Czech White Boy Steez

“Coolin” – Jan Vesely and Jordan Crawford

GIF Steez

WizzNuttz Section Steez:

Jordan Crawford: That's How It Always Go - via @wzzntzz

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End of Rookie Year Steez


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