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Wizards Get Slaughtered by Cavs, Jeff Van Gundy Calls Out Ted Leonsis for ‘Happy Mood’

Updated: February 20, 2015

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OK, wow. So a beat-down happened on Friday night. Unsure myself of how to feel going into the game, no feeling, certain or not, opposing or apathetic, would have expected an outcome that involved Cleveland winning by 38 points(1) and leading by as much as 40 points (by 22 in the first quarter).

Oh, I forgot. The excuses. Bradley Beal was out, Kevin Seraphin was a late-scratch with an immediate post-All-Star break condition of “flu-like symptoms” (not suspicious at all), and Ramon Sessions was very new and did not get on the court until Brendan Haywood got on the court, basically.

As one Chris “Hawk” ‘Thompson’ mentioned in the opening statements, it’s just one game for the Washington Wizards. They’ll be in the playoffs and this one game won’t decide the first-round series, regardless of the opponent. But also: the team of Ted’s Take, Ernie’s Process, and Randy’s Wittmans now has one single win and 10 losses versus these Eastern Conference Opponents: Atlanta Hawks, Toronto Raptors, Cleveland Cavaliers, and Charlotte Hornets. The one win came against Cleveland when: Twitter happened.

But hey, at least they beat the Bulls sans this season’s Derrick Rose and depth, last season. Another also: the Wizards can’t beat the good teams when healthy. Did you know that only 13 NBA five-man units have spent 300 or more minutes on the court together heading into Friday night? The Wizards have two of them—396 minutes from Wall, Beal, Pierce, Nene, and Gortat; 317 minutes for the same lineup except Humphries instead of Nene. No other team had more than one.(2)

But hey, at least Ted Leonsis is happy. Even if Jeff Van Gundy and, really, no one else approves. Yep, that’s Jaime Foxx next to the Theodore Unit. And this scene happened not long before a commercial, for a local company called Under Armour, featuring Foxx and Stephen Curry arrived on the ESPN television. Kevin Durant, you might have heard, wanted to maybe sign with Under Armour this past summer but Nike matched the offer, or whatever of that nature. Just sayin’.

Oh yeah, Pharrell song with Willie Beamon. Don’t want to digress any further.

But there was sporting-celebutante hobnobbing and basketball-shooting after the loss.

Jeff Van Gundy’s quote (if you turn on the sound for the Vine below): “That’s an owner in a happy mood right there, right next to the bench.”


What else? This:

  1. Per ESPN Stats & Info: “the largest margin of victory for a road team over a home team this season.”
  2. And they came from Golden State, Sacramento, Los Angeles (Clippers and Lakers), Houston, Atlanta, Portland, Memphis, Phoenix, Denver, and Utah. Via NBA.com/stats.
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Kyle founded TAI in 2007 and has been weaving in and out the world of Wizards ever since, ducking WittmanFaces, jumping over G-Wiz, and avoiding stints on the DNP-Conditioning list. He has covered the Washington pro basketball team as a member of the media since 2009. Kyle currently lives in Brooklyn, NY with his wife, loves basketball, and has no pets.