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Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Wizards React Quotes: Packing Heat and Shooting Bull-ets


Time for some quick react quotes from the past two Wizards games. It certainly wasn't pretty, but the Wiz were able to squeeze out dubs versus both Miami and Chicago. Considering the injuries, I've become comfortable in the fact that the Wizards can mange wins while trying to find a rhythm. These are not your father's Washington Wizards Bullets...so let's not get spoiled by four playoff appearances in a row. Even so, wins against the Miami Heat and the Chicago Bulls are hardly anything to write a blog post home about, or is it?

Next Up:
Boston Celtics, 7pm, Wednesday April 9th. Onto to the quotes....

Miami Heat

"Last night, when the Wizards clinched their fourth straight playoff appearance with a 109-95 victory over the dreadful Miami Heat, the reaction from the crowd was the basketball equivalent of a golf clap, and players reacted with relief rather than excitement. [Washington Post]

"Wasn't easy to watch former Heat small forward Caron Butler get busy on the Heat, but it sure was easy to ponder the questions of "Why" was he let go in the first place, and "What" do we have to show for it in the aftermath? The Miami Heat got the worst of that Shaq trade in more ways than one. [Crazy from the Heat]

"Yesterday's game was nice because we won, but the casual attitude of the team really bothered me. The only thing the Heat were doing yesterday was shooting the three, and yet we did nothing to emphasize cutting off the three-point line. [Prada, Bullets Forever]

"From my seat, Gilbert Arenas played a much better all-around floor game last night than in his return Wednesday in the loss to Milwaukee. He sparked that 16-6 first quarter run by really pushing the ball in transition. He notched four of his eight assists during that span and appeared to be far more comfortable at the defensive end where he moved better and did a better job of getting over and under screens. [Wizards Insider]

"More than anything else, Gilbert's effectiveness for the rest of the season (especially if he's restricted to 20-25 minutes a game) is going to be measured by how well he creates and capitalizes on fast break opportunities. [Gilbertology]

">>The good news? Two of the next four games will not be televised in South Florida. Consider it the mercy rule. >>At least Pat Riley acknowledged Friday that he sees nothing wrong with Heat fans putting their hopes in securing the No. 1 pick in the draft. >>"If we get the No. 1 pick," he said, "we will have earned that.">>As for Friday's game, the more you see Caron Butler, the more you miss him. (Unlike the more you see Shaquille O'Neal.) [Miami Heat, SunSentinel.com]

Miami Heat - BYE BYE!If it seems like I show the Miami Heat 'No Country for Old Men' poster every time the Miami Heat come up, then yes, I do. If only to rub it in the face of my boy Nawaz from Miami. I always told him that renting players would lead to the downfall of his beloved Miami Heat.


Chicago Bulls

"Brendan Haywood grabbed the offensive rebound, threw down a dunk and turned to a group of heckling Chicago Bulls fans and delivered a message. "They were just talking a little bit of junk," Haywood said. "I just told them, 'Look, man, we're up 19 so just sit down and enjoy the show.'" [Washington Post]

"First of all, I would like to apologize to those of you who had to watch the Saturday game in which the Bulls let Wizards center Brendan Haywood score a career-high 25 points for a 99-87 Bulls loss. It wasn’t even that close. I watched in disbelief as a team with Antwan Jamison and Gilbert Arenas on the sideline, just simply outplayed them. [Bull Riding]

"Am I the only one that thinks Brendan was thinking about this while he was going for 25 and 10 last night? Granted. all the key players from that tussle are gone, but still. [Jake, Bullets Forever]

""Give Brendan Haywood a lot of credit," said Wizards associate head coach Mike O'Koren, who filled in for Eddie Jordan in the pre- and post-game news conferences because the coach battled flu-like symptoms. "Led by him, we outrebound Chicago 53-28, which is really controlling the boards. [Washington Times]

"I even watched this game over the 1st half of KU/UNC. And someone tell Red [Kerr] to buy a freaking iron, his shirts look like he folds them in a fanny pack. [Commenter Rusty Longley on Blog-A-Bull]

Why?
Bull Fight - flickr/fotografisch.at
Oh, okay.

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Friday, April 04, 2008

Wizards React Quotes: Get Bucked, But Don't Sleep in the Heat

I'll be checking out the Wizards-Heat game live and in person at the Verizon Center tonight.....assuming the Wizards don't lose and thus lead me to challenging my computer to a drinking binge (he edged me out in a close one last time), look for the live blog (well, not live live) on Bullets Forever.

Hey, at least Miami still has South Beach....

Quick Web Wizards:

>> Jamison is out, Stevenson is a maybe, and we have no idea who will start. [Wizards Insider]

>> "I'm going to try," said Stevenson. "I haven't missed a game, but the ankle is really hurting right now. I got treatment [yesterday]. Actually, it did swell up, but I'm going to try to go." [Washington Post]

>> "Blatche and Young will need to step up the way they have all season long. The coaches also must discuss defensive responsibility with Arenas so he doesn’t leave shooters wide-open at the end of games. There is good news though; the Miami Heat are coming to town tonight." [Les Bullez]

>> Is Antawn Jamison the black Homer Simpson? [the blowtorch]

>> Is Calvin Booth the black Nicholas Cage? [Bullets Forever]

>> Agent Zero was still ducking the media yesterday; Etan's still trying to get that sternum healed. [Wizards Outlet]

>> Go save some lives already! [My Swog is....]

>> DeShawn Stevenson's 80s Birthday Party Part II [DC Sports Bog]

>> DeShawn Stevenson's 80s Birthday Party Part II [DC Sports Bog]

>> "The Wizards remind me more and more of the Eastern Conference’s version of the Warriors crazy. Can you imagine the stories those guys have to tell?" [Slam]

>> Your 2003-2004 Washington Wizards: Straight Swaggin' [Mr. Irrelevant]

>> Wizards Fans Like To Dance [DC Sports Bog]


Ugh, Some React Quotes from the Bucks game:

[Live Game Blog] [Official Bullets Forever Run-Down]

>> "Yes, the youngster sunk a rainbow over the outstretched arm and disbelieving gaze of a three-time all-star, the comeback kid now in the middle of a crestfallen arena. Yes, this was about as deflating and bizarre a loss as can be imagined, alongside Michael Ruffin's gaffe a year ago against Toronto, in which Ruffin tossed the ball into the air thinking time had expired, only to watch in horror as Morris Peterson pulled it down and hit a game-tying three-pointer of an eventual overtime loss to the Raptors. And, no, we have no idea how Arenas felt physically or emotionally afterward because neither he nor Antonio Daniels, who knows he should have tracked down that tipped ball and ended the game at the foul line instead of being outworked by Sessions, stuck around to discuss the late-game meltdown." [Mike Wise - Storybook Finish? Not Exactly, Washington Post]

>> "So with that close-to-full complement of Wizards players, the team returned to their Eastern-Conference-leading-at-one-point ways by losing in heart-gouging fashion to a team so beneath them, playing defense reminiscent of last season's legendary squad." [DC Optimist]

>> "Sure the craptastic Bucks won the game on a buzzer beater, and sure Gilbert might have looked a bit slow at times, but I could care less. I was courtside for the best comeback involving DC Sports since.....well ever." [Awful Announcing]

>> "Agent Zero rushed from Verizon Center last night before the locker room was even opened up to reporters for postgame interviews. Hopefully he talks today and addresses why he lied on Sunday saying that he hadn't been cleared when in fact he had received the green light from the team doctor the day before. Maybe he'll explain waiting until the last five minutes of the first quarter to leave the locker room and join his team in the arena. And maybe he'll explain why he didn't go to his coach before the game and tell him that he was planning on playing. And maybe he'll explain why he was in such a hurry to leave after the game after he had made such a grand, attention-begging entrance during the game." [Mike Jones, Washington Times]

>> "Wizards President Ernie Grunfeld said he did not think the way Arenas handled his return was disrespectful to the coaching staff. "He made his grand entrance and he had his time," center Brendan Haywood said. "Now it's time to get back to business."" [Washington Post]

>> "You hope that DeShawn Stevenson and Antawn Jamison emerge okay, that Gilbert gets his swag back, and that the Wizards rise like the Terps always dreamed of doing. But if they don't, you can rest knowing that as long as you get fleeting moments of hope, even if they end in "NOT POSSIBLE!," you can lament knowing it will be worth the next game's price of admission." [Stet Sports]

>> "Are the Wiz Better With Gil? Seems to me there are two different versions of this question. As a viable D.C. sports enterprise, there's no question they want as many players who emerge from the locker room at odd points wearing custom-made shoes and enter games to standing ovations as possible." [Dan Steinberg]

>> "I got up yesterday hoping Wednesday was just a bad dream–except of course for the part about Gilbert Arenas coming back." [WashingtonWizardsBlog.com]

>> "Eight games left. A week ago the end of the season couldn't come soon enough, but between a modest win streak, Sessions' emergence as a legit player and Bogut's continued strong play, you'd be forgiven for enjoying Bucks basketball a little right now." [Brew Hoop]

At least Milwaukee still has......Beer?


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Saturday, March 22, 2008

Wizards sweep Florida, Look to one night homestand with Detroit

The quick and easy run-down:

Orlando Magic

Big win.

The ranks:
  1. Jamison's 31 and 11
  2. Brendan Haywood's defense
  3. Songaila's war with Super Buddy Jesus
  4. Dominic McGuire's alley-oop from Caron in the middle of the 2nd
  5. Antonio Daniels' sweet spin and finger-roll late in the 3rd
  6. Hedo Turkoglu missing 2 free-throws in the final minute
The live blog will give you the full story.

Bullets Forever opened the Hollinger hating door again.

What they said:

Third Quarter Collapse thinks Dwight Howard is getting the Shaq treatment: "To be frank, it's ridiculous how much Dwight's defenders get away with defensively. The difference between what they're allowed to do and what Dwight's allowed to do is astonishing."

Wizards Insider gives us this quote from an excuse-making Dwight Howard: "I think it's the flopping," Howard said. "Some of the things, I understand. People can beat up on me, and nothing happens. But when I touch somebody, I get calls. I try to talk to the refs but it doesn't seem to do any good. I really can't focus on that. It's only one game.

Washington Post [Focusing on the Present, Wizards End Up With a Gift]
ESPN.com box score

Miami Heat
Didn't catch the game (NCAA tournament took precedence), but here's the web highlights:

Washington Post:
At one point during the fourth quarter, Miami had five players on the court who were in the NBA's Development League earlier this month. The Wizards scored the game's first six points and never trailed, winning their season-high fourth straight road game.
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"It's time to step on them," said Daniels, who finished with nine points, seven assists and five rebounds. "Right now. Let's step on them."
Wizards Insider:
Rookie Nick Young was a late scratch with a bruised left thigh, an injury he suffered during last Thursday's win over Cleveland.
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Sat next to a scout from a Western Conference team who had some very nice things to say about Eddie Jordan as a coach.
"He's one of the best in the business at getting his guys to run and execute that system. I mean, they are very good. A lot of teams try to emulate what they do but they can't do it. I think he's doing a great job. They are one of the most organized teams in the league at both ends of the floor."

"But," I replied. "Some of the folks who read my blog seem to think that Jordan's a lousy coach."

Scout: "Then they are uninformed and don't know a lick about basketball. I do this for a living and I'll tell you: he's one of the best in the business."

Thank you Ivan for asking the scout that question about the bloggers. Journalists (and bloggers) are stereotypically cynical, but commenters, those on Wizards Insider mostly apply, can be pessimistic insurgents. I'm seriously turned off at the amount of animosity towards and lack of credit given to Eddie Jordan.

Washington Times Wizards Outlet - Caron Butler did not take San Diego beating UConn too well:
"Well, bad thing is, I gotta take it out on somebody," said Butler, who went on to score 25 points on 9-for-11 shooting against the team that drafted him 10th overall out of UConn in 2002.
I'll leave you with the photoshop I did a while ago -- idea thanks to the soul selling of the Miami Heat. Would I do it for a championship with years of mediocrity to downright terrible to follow? Perhaps so my friend.


The preview of the prime-time Pistons game is forthcoming.

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Sunday, December 30, 2007

The New Jersey Nets and Major League the Movie.....Eerily Similar

Ok, so the concept came from thoughts during the Dec. 28th Washington Wizards @ New Jersey Nets game blog.
Has the Jigga man been making [the New Jersey Nets] take cold showers, use duct tape to tape ankles and travel on a rickety old bus so that they will lose games and the franchise will thus have to move to Brooklyn? Plausible.

Makes me think, this year's New Jersey Nets can definitely be compared to Major League I.
So....I decided to make the comparison it's own entry.

Ladies and Gentlemen, you're Major League New Jersey Nets:

Major-League-New-Jersey-NetsDarrell Armstrong as Jake Taylor - both old as dirt veterans -- kinda like Derek Harper played about 8 years after I thought he would've died of natural causes

Vince Carter as Roger Dorn - prima donna: check - high priced: check - can easily quit on a team: check

Jason Kidd as Eddie Harris - hey, I'm convinced that Jason Kidd doctors the ball too (of course, Kidd could also be compared to Roger Dorn because of the whole wife cheating thing)

Richard Jefferson as Willie Mays Hays - both flashy - Willie nails his batting gloves to the wall, Richard Jefferson gets buildings at the U of Arizona named after him

Bostjan Nachbar as Pedro Cerrano - they're both foreign

Marcus Williams as Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn - they've both balled in the penal leagues

Lawrence Frank as Manager Lou Brown - with his boyish looks, I'd at least like to think that Lawrence Frank has the voice of James Gammon

Marv Albert as Harry Doyle - Doyle likes to get sloshed and Marv likes biting the ladies, forced sodomy, wearing women's underwear and phone sex. It's an easy deduction people. Mark Jackson is stuck with being the non-verbal sidekick

And as originally mentioned, Jay-Z as owner, Rachel Phelps -- actually, strike that, Beyonce can be Phelps and J-Hova can be GM Charlie Donovan.

Will the Nets end up making the playoffs? I don't think so...then again, I would not bet against it.

BTW...missed the Wizards slaughter of the Heat yesterday, had a wedding to attend. Glad we got the win. The Miami Heat have caused me many bad Wizard's moments in recent history. Now, we own them. Actually, the whole league is owning them this year -- kinda lessens the satisfaction of the two times the Wizards have beaten them this year. [Here's the live blog from win #1]

In any case, here are the links to all the good coverage:

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Friday, December 14, 2007

Live Game 22 Blog: Washington Wizards @ Miami Heat

The Bri-ManHung OO-ver....Brian Fantana style....and still trying to recover from last night's office holiday krunk party with 250 (or so) of my closest co-workers. Also trying to recover from the fact that the damn "club" had no televisions for me to at least peep Wiz game updates. Oh well, it was all for the better....cause DC won!! Take that Miami. Your basketball team has put me through a lot in these past couple years, and now the sports in your town sucks.

Thanks to my mans n them for stepping up.....AJ took over the game blogging duties. So let's check out what happened.....and if you see any chocolate squirrels running around, go in the other direction.

Now let's start the show....

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Big game tonight. You always want to win road games, but when you are playing a road game versus a eastern conference power, it is even more crucial to get that ‘W.’


The Miami Heat are OLD!!Funny thing about the Heat, they went with the approach of “winning now” and are now suffering the consequences of that lone ring. They are stuck with an aging Shaq (who I might add is being paid a cool $20mm for the 2008 season), they just got rid of a 36 year old Penny Hardaway, and they have a turnover prone Jason Williams. Wow, people expect Pat Riley to win with a squad like that?!

I am going to watch the national broadcast of tonight’s game. I must admit I feel a little bit like a sellout for not going with the home town boys (Steve and Phil) but I like the picture quality and court angle from TNT’s broadcast.

What I do wish is that Charles Barkley, Kenny Smith and Ernie Johnson would call the game. Charles’ comments on just about any topic are often insightful, but more importantly, funny.

Lets get going…

1st Quarter

Can you tell me why every team in the NBA uses some sort of retro uniform, while we decide to actually look like Wizards and wear the shiny gold blouses? I know I know, we don’t want to talk about Bullets, but lets be real. We live in D.C., we cannot control crime in this city, we’re trying to make hand guns legal again, and at one point we were the murder Capital of the country – Bullets are part of our culture.

We are going to have our work cut out for us tonight. Andray Blatche, as good as he is becoming on the defensive end of the floor, is going to have one heck of a time guarding Shaq.

Even at 75%, Shaq is a load and hard to stop from getting great position in the post. His size alone is the main reason why we’ve always had trouble with the Heat. Our bigs just don’t play interior D well enough to slow the big fella down.

We’re going to have to exploit our only advantage – Antwan Jamison versus Udonis Haslem. AJ will be able to pull the ex-gator away from the bucket and get to the hole with ease. And the good thing about that match-up is that with AJ’s little floater he doesn’t need to get all the way to the basket, thus he can avoid Shaq and Alonzo.

Ok, Brendan Haywood just hit a fall away jumper in the lane to put us up 12-7, but that is not a shot I am comfortable seeing Brendan put up. He needs to at least TRY to go towards the basket and challenge Shaq. Hell, the guy’s hip is hurt, he is 105 years old and –as usual – out of shape. Let’s get that guy to move.

Udonis Haslem just knocked down a baseline jumper off of a screen and roll to close the gap to 12-9. You know, I don’t know why teams don’t run that play every time down the floor. You will ALWAYS get an open look at the basket. And if you run the play with the right two players you can almost guarantee either two points, a three point play or a foul. That play has been around since the peach baskets, yet we still can’t defend it.

So they just showed a clip of Eddie in the locker room and more interesting than his words were the faces and blank stares of the players behind him. We had DeShawn looking blankly into a locker, AD was swaying side to side halfway listening, a white guy (not sure if he was a trainer, but he damn sure didn’t look to have an athletic bone in his body) paying the most attention to Eddie, and the Rook biting his nails. I guess if you have to hear 82 of those speeches they tend to get a bit dry.

Washington is being helped by a cold shooting Heat team. The Wizards are up 19-11 at the 3:35 mark. They look good. I was a bit nervous that we would come out on national TV a bit timid, but we seem to have risen to the occasion. I just hope the Wiz’s star power can outlast the Heat’s

The offense looks great. We’re up 13 with 3:09 to go. Our lead has grown mostly due to the shooting of DeShawn Stevenson and…the pick and roll. We’ve run it three times and scored three pointers on all three.

The Wizards have yet to really substitute anyone. That is a bit concerns because we’re not deep to begin with, but when we are playing a marquee team we need starters to be fresh in the 4th.

If Chris Quinn can make it...I just had my son in August, and I think I am going to start him shooting jump shots on his first birthday. I am looking at Chris Quinn knock down three pointers for an NBA team (all while making $690k.) I know that if that guy can get to the league with a jumper alone Imry has to have a shot. I’ll work on his footwork and jump shot for hours until I feel comfortable. I am just saying, if a guy that is 6-2 185 with zero athletic ability can get latched on I know a 6-5 210 shooter can make it!

Solid first quarter there. We are up 12 and being very aggressive on defense. The pace is definitely in favor of the Wiz. If we can get a sustained run here at the start of the 2nd, we can really break the game open.

2nd Quarter

The Wizards are really starting to take advantage of Shaq’s lack of mobility. Two straight jumpers by the second team big men have pushed the lead to 15.

I think that the Wizards are also benefiting from the Heat’s recent west coast road trip. Lucky for us we get these old fellas after a long trip out west. Hopefully we can keep the pace up and wear the vets down.

Are you serious? Chris Quinn just nailed another damn trey ball. This kid may be funny looking and lanky, but he has a team high 8 points right now and is the biggest reason why the Heat have narrowed the gap to eight points.

Ricky Davis just hit a nice jumper. That guy is a wreck. He manages to turn any and every situation he touches into a bad one. He turned the Celtics into a laughing stock, the T-Wolves looked piss poor with him there, and the Heat are well on their way to a less than stellar season.

There is our boy Andray with a questionable tip. You know when we first drafted him, I was skeptical of a guy direct from high school who was long, lanky and young. Then he went and got shot (that wasn’t his fault) in the off season before his rookie year, and I was just about turned off from the guy. But I have got to say, after a close examination of his game this year I am really impressed with him. He hustles, plays defense, and just all out brings it. It seems like every time I ghostwrite in the blog I end up going on a tangent about Blatche.

What is really encouraging is that we’ve build this 13 point lead with Caron Butler not being much of a factor in the game. If the Wizards can weather the “NBA run” storm without Caron and then make a final push in the 4th with Caron we’ll be good to go.

Nice timeout by Eddie Jordan. The Heat have scored six straight points, gotten the crowd involved in the game, and forced the Wizards into two turnovers. I can honestly say the Wiz look a bit rattled. Even though the Heat are not – standings speaking – a great team, they do have a mystique about them that the NBA’s best teams usually have.

Just as I was thinking 'Where is D-Shawn?'....right out of the T.O., he comes in and drains a three. We needed that to settle the team down and stop the bleeding.

So D Wade just gets a questionable blocking call. Now I know sometime ago me, KB, and Malcolm had a discussion about “Star Calls.” Well, unfortunately, the Wizards do not have a player on the floor that will get those calls. In crunch time, those are the kinds of calls that will be critical to winning a close game. D-Wade gets to the line about 13 times a game, those are free points that the Wizards could use from time to time.

D-Shawn is feeling it! He drops another trey ball to for his 18th point of the half. For a dude that is straight LOCO he sure can ball.

Well, the Wizards managed to deal with the mini run that the Heat threw at them at the end of the half to close out the quarter up 10. DeShawn is playing one hell of a game and the role players are stepping nicely. I read an article today that mentioned how the Wizards kind of have a net sum gain with Gilbert gone. Although we miss his scoring and improvisation on the floor, we end up being a better team because role players are forced to contribute in ways they couldn’t before. That being said, Gil lets hurry back!

3rd Quarter

Start of the third is less than ideal. Several missed layups and open jump shots. The Wizards have turned the ball over twice, and the Heat had a few good looks they capitalized on. We have got to find a way to come out of half time with more energy. This has seemed to be a problem for us this year.

That 10 point cushion has been cut in half. The same shots the Wizards were nailing in the first half are now coming up short in the 3rd. Lucky for us, both teams are shooting poorly, so we are not losing much ground during this slump.

Brendan just grabbed another rebound. That puts the Wizards at plus 9 in the rebounding category tonight. Can anyone tell me why Brendan always looks so uncoordinated on the court? For a professional athlete I always feel like he is about to trip over his shoe laces or something. There is nothing about that guy that says or looks smooth. I guess those are the cons of being an awkward 7 footer.

Caron Butler's slam puts Washington back up 15 and the “Boo Birds” are out in Miami. When did booing in sports arenas become so popular? It used to be that you’d only hear a boo or two at old Veteran stadium in Philadelphia, but these days even historically successful organizations are falling prey to those “Boo Birds.” It must be an epidemic.

Boy, Caron is playing with a fire in his eye this 3rd quarter. His free throw just put the Wiz up 19. I guess whenever you play against your old team you always have something to prove. Granted, had he stayed in Miami he never would have been paid like he is now, but I guess a professional athlete’s ego doesn’t heal easily.

Every time Chris Quinn hits a trey I get more determined to make Imry a deadeye jump shooter. Mark my words, Imry will have a nice jump shot by the time he is nine!

Man, how disheartening is it that the Wiz have allowed the Heat to close the gap to 12 off of a few bad possessions with less than a minute left. That lead could just as easily been 22, instead the Wizards are in for a dog fight because the Heat closed the quarter with some momentum.

4th Quarter

So after about 8 possessions in the 4th I am noticing that the Wizards are starting to press a little bit. The Heat turned their play up a notch with a run sparked by Flash, and the Wizards don’t look quite as confident as they did versus some of the weaker talent in the league. That same run the Cavs had on us a few weeks back, we weather and remained calm. Tonight, we looks much less composed. I am not sure if it is b/c of the competition or the national television, but whatever the reason we look like deer in the headlights.

Side noteNick Young has yet to clock any time tonight. I guess his blank stare during the pregame talk was because he knew he wasn’t going to play one second this evening.

Wow, Roger Mason is not shy. He has pulled the trigger more than a few times tonight with little luck and he just keeps shooting. I guess he is taking Nick’s spot tonight, but if he is going to be in there, I’d like to see some better choices with his shot selection. I am a bit perplexed as to why DeShawn isn’t in there right now and why Caron hasn’t had the ball more. I guess that is why I am writing and Eddie is in Miami on the bench.

Shaq just clanked a big free throw. How in the world is that guy still so horrific at free throws? I mean he claims to practice diligently during the summer and so on, but does he really? He has been in the league now for over 12 years and you mean to tell me that he just can’t improve?

So they are playing ‘Soulja Boy’ at the stadium. Supposedly a few college arenas and NBA venues have stopped playing the words to the song once they learned that “super man that hoe” meant to have sexual intercourse with a woman. I love it!Feel THIS muther f&*ker

Well after a three by DeShawn and some solid defensive possessions, the Wizards are up 11 with 1:40 to go. If they close this game out it will be a big victory for the Wizards on so many levels. It sort of validates the team to themselves. Meaning that they know they can hang with an NBA elite team, albeit a older and tired one. It also shows us that the Wizards have the guts to pull out a victory even when a team with an outright superstar sparks a run.

Way to go D-Shawn and crew. Hell of a victory here!

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Thursday, November 15, 2007

NBA News Photoshop - Phil, Isiah & Pat

God Kobe, I wish I knew how to quit you!


Yo 'Melo, can you give Stephon a ride to Bal-more?
Oh yea, tell Mr. Omar to give me a call.




After a 1-7 start, including
a loss to the previously win-less Sonics,

Pat Riley and Shaq O'Neal started to wonder...
"IS this league for old men?"

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Stephon Marbury a Celtic?

Ok, I made that up.

But everyone is talking about how Stephon Marbury's days with the Knicks might be numbered. And yes, no team is going to take the 2 years, $42 million left on his contract in a trade. But even if he is bought out, I really can't think of an NBA team that would reasonably sign the team killer. That being said, somebody would have to, right?

BTW, the breaking news found via Slam Online is that Starbury has gone AWOL.

So, in the event that the Knicks do cut Marbury loose, I've scoured NBA rosters to see which teams may just give the guy a chance. Starting with the least likely victim and ending with the most likely.

7) The New York Knicks - Really...would this scenario be that far-fetched? Isiah would have the new contract sent before he realized that the New York-born, former All-Star guard, that he could get on the cheap, was the guy he just cut.

6) The Sacramento Kings - Mike Bibby is going to be out for at least 8 more weeks with a torn thumb ligament. Plus the Kings suck this year, I picked them to finish with the worst record in the league. On top of all that, they are no longer selling out Arco Arena. So what are the Maloof brothers to do? What any shady casino owner would do...something crazy to sell tickets. Could you imagine Marbury and Artest on the floor at the same time fighting over the ball? Or just fighting in general. Personally, I wouldn't pay to see it, but maybe there'd be a chance for some PPV duckets. Or....they could use Starbury to guarantee a sabotage of the team so they could move the Kings to Sin City, The Major League Theory. The owner of the Cleveland Indians in that movie was a former Las Vegas showgirl...coincidence?

5) The Atlanta Hawks - You just feel like some of the high flying Hawks are deprived without a good point guard. Then you realize that they drafted Marvin Williams over Chris Paul and Deron Williams, and you start to feel sick to your stomach. Could you imagine either of them with Joe Johnson, Josh Smith, Al Horford and Josh Childress? Tyronn Lue and the perpetually injured Speedy Claxton just aren't cutting it, and Acie Law is just a rookie. Strike that...considering the latest with Josh Smith, not to mention terrible ownership, the Hawks don't need a potential triple dose of cancer.

4) The Indiana Pacers - Larry Bird has never liked Jamaal Tinsley. And I'm pretty sure that he hates Marbury. But think for a second, the Pacers are off to a halfway decent start. I certainly didn't expect them to be 3-3 at this point. So what if they are in contention for a playoff spot in the Leastern Conference? There couldn't be a better way for Larry Bird to stick it to that a-hole Isiah than by taking his cast-away on the cheap and flipping it into something.

3) The Miami Heat - Pat Riley is desperate. The Shaq window closing like a guillotine. Hell, I bet he even has the numbers of Jayson Williams and Keon Clark on speed-dial. Stephon would be a gift from heaven. Penny, Starbury, Smush and White Chocolate....if those names don't say 'And1 Championship', then I don't know what.....aw crap, let me just stop right there.

2) The Los Angeles Lakers - Mitch Kupchak to Kobe Bryant: "Hey, you said that you wanted some All-Star caliber help....now go f*ck yourself."

1) The Boston Celtics
- This might make the most sense. Here's a hypothetical conversation between Kevin Garnett and Marbury:
KG: What up man? Can't believe the Knicks cut you kid.

SM: That's a'ight son, it's been a tough summer. Funny thing is, Isiah was in that car with me. We tag-teamed both that intern and Anucha. That's the last time I share anything with that dude.

KG: Uh....(pause)...well anyway, what about coming to play for the Celtics? We could use the depth...and Danny ain't gonna pay you much. But still, we could recreate the good ol' days with the T-Wolves, with some more sharing of course. And, you got that shot at a ring.

SM: Aww...really KG?!? (said with child-like enthusiasm) For really real? You think they got a spot for Coney Island's Finest?

KG: Yea homey...but here's the deal, you ever seen that movie Full Metal Jacket? No? Well, let me put it this way, if you go all Private Pyle on us, we gonna strap you to a bed and beat you with bars of soap in socks until you're peeing out yo ass. Or, if you like vague 1983, Sean Penn, BadBoys movie references, it'll be Coke cans instead of soap. Do you smell what I'm stepping in?

SM: (walks over and gives KG a big hug)


Hey, it could happen. I'm just sayin'


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