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Sunday, April 13, 2008

Dominic McGuire - Code Name: The Cleaner

Word on the street is that Dominic McGuire and Roger Mason Jr. both have new nicknames. You see, Nancy, the DC Sports Bog reader sponsored some prizes and a contest was born. I initially campaigned for 'Taser' (made popular on Bullets Forever) as McGuire's nickname. However, in the spirit of competition, I started suggesting more possibilities. Now for the results (decided by Nancy herself this past Friday night):

Roger Mason Jr.
1st Place: Tres (WizardsExtreme.com)
2nd Place: Dr. Tre (Ahern Inquirer)
Personally, I still like the Potomac Rainmaker - seems like Mason's nickname needs to have a hometown flavor. Then again, Antonio Daniels was on TV the other night saying that the players call him Mase-ON.

Dominic McGuire
1st Place: The Cleaner (yours truly)
2nd Place: McFly (CK in GA from VA)
3rd Place:
LiveWire (doclinkin)

Now, I'm sure there are some out there who disagree with Nancy's decision (more words from the street indicate that MacGuyver was also popular for D-Mac)......but it is what it is. Who knows? One day there may be a web poll allowing for a democratic decision. But this time, Nancy was Queen. So, in honor of Dominic McGuire's new nickname, I present this photoshop:


Dominic McGuire, Codename: The CleanerA) D-Mac needs to work out more....he's starting to look like Cedric the Entertainer.
B) That one Wizards dancer has an abnormally long arm.

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Thursday, April 10, 2008

Wizards-Celtics React Quotes: A Taser is Born?

Business First

Steinberg's DC Sports Bog and Nancy the reader are holding a contest to nickname Dominic McGuire and Roger Mason, Jr. - Bullets Forever gave me the heads-up.....as our friend the Vanilla Gorilla has already coined the nickname "Taser" for D-Mac. (of course, inspired by the infamous 'Don't Tase Me Bro' skit/stunt). Well, what would Dominic McGuire do under similar circumstances? Judging from the photo below, D-Mac would gladly be tased broseph.....leading one to think that he just may be partial to his potential new nickname: The Taser

Dominic McGuire - Don't Tase Me Bro
The Celtics Game

Solid win for the Wizards last night. [Live Blog on Bullets Forever] Regardless of the quality of the opponent, I was especially proud of the team effort and the ability the Wizards showed in sustaining a couple Boston runs. My boy Adam aka infrequent poster, the Stubborn Old Man, sent me an email right after the game which summed it up best:
After watching tonight's game versus the Celtics I am convinced that the Wizards are capable of competing with and beating any team in the league. What kills me is our inability to put forth the same effort, focus and concentration regardless of our opponent.

Last week versus the Bucks, we had Milwaukee dead in the water, but for whatever reason we allowed the lowly Bucks to erase a double digit lead and snatch a victory out of the jaws of defeat. Tonight versus a much better and deeper Celtics team we withstood the inevitable "run" and made shots when we needed to and pulled out a nice 14 point victory.

One might say that the Buck's game was different because it was Gil's first game back, but I don't buy that excuse because Gil played limited minutes down the stretch in that game and did the same tonight. If the Wizards are ever going to be the championship threat we hope they will become, they'll need to have the killer instinct to finish off ALL the sub .500 teams we play -- and being in the Eastern Conference we'll see many -- night in and night out just like the Spurs, Celtics, Pistons, and Suns do.
[Check out my full Q&A with Jeff from CelticsBlog.com]

React Quotes


"Boston already had wrapped up home-court advantage throughout the playoffs. But Boston Coach Doc Rivers remembered what happened to Dallas last season, the way his friend Avery Johnson rested Dirk Nowitzki and the stars of the 67-win Mavericks, who lost their mojo and, shockingly, their first-round series to Golden State........So Garnett squawked at whoever would listen. Pierce talked junk, too, trying to crawl beneath the skin of Butler the way Butler got in his head in their previous meetings. Not one of the Wizards paid them mind.........I don't want to hear that Boston had nothing to play for last night. There is more than a decent chance that the Celtics could encounter the Wizards in the second round. And if this is the last time these teams see each other, it was Washington that left a strong impression that it could go six, if not seven games with the vaunted Celtics. [Mike Wise, Washington Post]

""This is definitely a confidence boost, but we can't let it be a hangover," said center Brendan Haywood, who finished with 12 points and six rebounds. "It can't be one of those games that we come out the next game sleepwalking. We need to learn from this game, realize what we did well and come out with a business-like approach [tomorrow] in Detroit." [Mike Jones, Washington Times]



"Jamison doesn't do that a year ago. Sure, he might go by Garnett, but you can bet that he goes Auntie Anne's pretzel on the wild layup attempt that somehow, goes into the basket. But he dunked. Kinda hard, too. [Stet Sports]

" "I'm not used to being on 'SportsCenter,' " Jamison said with a laugh. "It happened. It's not going to define whether we make it to the second round or the Eastern Conference finals. It's just letting the young fellas know I still got it." [Washington Post]

"This victory should eradicate any doubts over whether Gilbert could fit in to the so-called "new" offensive system. Gilbert's no dummy. He's played in the Princeton for four years, and he's seen how well this team executed its halfcourt offense. [Pradamaster, Bullets Forever]

"The Wizards are a different team with Gilbert Arenas involved. Anyone who says differently is nuts. This team rarely ran with Arenas hurt. Now, they are coming up with steals and scoring easier baskets which is so very important to a team that sometimes will settle for jump shots for long periods of time. [Les Bullez]

"As Gilbert left the locker room after last night's win over the Celtics, he told SportsTalk 980's Jerry Coleman that he was done talking for the rest of the regular season. The playoffs were a maybe. That left others to do the locker room talking. [DC Sports Bog]

Are DC area hotels trying to give the Wizards an edge?

"Celtics point guard Rajon Rondo, who had 4 points and seven assists in 25 minutes, went to the locker room before the start of the fourth quarter because of an upset stomach. Rondo believes he contracted food poisoning from eating a hamburger at the team hotel early yesterday morning. [Marc Spears, Boston.com]

Or should Rajon Rondo stop eating hamburgers for breakfast?

"Wizards Coach Eddie Jordan said his plan is to keep Arenas in a reserve role when the playoffs begin next weekend. "Right now, yes. That's what I anticipate," Jordan said. "That's pretty potent to have Gilbert Arenas come off the bench. Who comes off the opponent's bench to match up with Arenas?" [Washington Post]

"Beyond the fact that Doc Rivers experimented with combinations in the second half - or that the Wizards had more at stake - this opponent clearly presents the Celtics with a rare matchup problem. Like Philadelphia, another team that has played the Celtics with wire-to-wire pressure this season, the Wizards have the kind of athleticism and flat-out scoring punch that can give the C’s fits. [Mark Murphy, Boston Herald]

"Maybe its me just being an overly nervous fan...but this is frightening to watch. Let's face it, the Wizards will probably upset the Cavs (if it really is an upset) in the first round which means it'll be Boston vs. Washington in the second round assuming Boston handles their business against Atlanta. I'm going to be rooting for the Cavs like no other when they play each other. [mahonedog88, Celtics Blog]

"The Celtics once again had 2 areas of concern that will come back to bite them if they don't solve them before the playoffs. They were 14-21 from the line. Missing 7 free throws is not acceptable and could cost them a close game in the playoffs when every point counts. They also turned the ball over 20 times and this is probably the biggest concern as in the playoffs, every possession is valuable and they can't afford to turn the ball over that many times. [Loy's Place]

"I’m not going to say I am afraid to face the Wizards in the play-offs after watching the Cs drop 3 of 4 games to them during the season, but I will say this, the Eastern Conference is a lot better than people give it credit for. [Celtics 17 @ MVN]

"What game were you guys watching?! We went up on them at the first because Pierce had about 12 pts in 5 minutes, and yes the 2nd unit gave away much of that lead, but we were definitely not resting the big three. They twice built 15 pt leads on us with them in the game and if you had never seen either team play you wouldn't know we were the 60+ win team for sure. I think we would win in a 7 game series against them, but they would give us more than we wanted. That team is scary. [EJPLAYA, Celtics Blog]

"If there is one team that has given the Celtics fits this year, it is the Wizards. Be scared, very scared. Or rather, don't be. The Wiz have been lucky as to when they have met the Celtics, and that has as much to do with their three victories as anything else. [The Shamrock Headband]

"Not only that… they’ve got confidence. And confidence for a bunch of cocky bastards like the Wiz (*cough* *cough* ARENAS) is a bad thing. [Red's Army]

Meanwhile....

How is it going over in the Western Conference? [Garbage Time All-Stars]

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Monday, March 17, 2008

The Great American Link Farm

Yes, this is my/our country.

I hear they're calling the midnight flight from LA to Dallas the Peter North Red Eye
.

The Big List: Female Teachers with Students: "Most comprehensive account on Internet of women predators on campus" [WorldNetDaily] -Unfortunately, many of these women are atrocious.

Eliot Spitzer on Easter Sunday.

Call girls are sooooooo high tech: "I insist that they give me their full names and their place of work so that I can contact them there before we meet. I also check their identification when we meet. I also use verification companies, which assist escorts in verification of clients." [Freakonomics - New York Times]

And then there is Ashley Alexandra Dupré AKA "Kristen" AKA Eliot Spitzer's call girl. I'm sure you've all seen the photos from her MySpace page. My source came from CO-ED Magazine. The photo of her dollar-billin' on a yacht in the Washington Channel in DC somewhere in Europe was classic.....could be a paper-back cover of a John Grisham novel. In fact, here is what it might look like (completely classy with a symbolic recap of the events):

Ashley Alexandra Dupre - An Eliot Spitzer Novelphotoshopped by truthaboutit.net

Then there's this headline: "Ex-Florida prison boss: Drunken orgies tainted system" [CNN.com]

Back in the day: Lori Loughlin [on 205th]

Stakes high in card games between NBA's players [Ira Winderman, South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com] Professional athletes and gambling....A tale of 30K losses in one plane ride and rivalries between Charles Oakley and Tyrone Hill.

Yep, fraternities are pseudo gay. They drop 9 boys off at a hotel with a keg and 9 bottles of liquor and tell them to get to know each other. [Epic Carnival]

A Boy Named Sue, and a Theory of Names [J. Marion Tierney, New York Times]

If you like Poker, this might not be a bad read.

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Thursday, January 24, 2008

LeBron James Lobbies to Get New York Yankees Logo Added to the Quicken Loans Arena Court

Cleveland, Ohio - January 24, 2008: Cleveland Cavalier forward, LeBron James has successfully lobbied the Cavaliers ownership group, principled by Dan Gilbert, to put a large New York Yankees logo at center court of the Quicken Loans Arena, replacing the Cavaliers logo. This comes on the heels of the release of a New York Yankee version of LeBron's signature shoe, as well as the modeling of a Yankee hat worn by LeBron at a Cleveland Indians-New York Yankees playoff game in Cleveland back in October of 2007.

"Cleveland is my team, for now. The Yankees will always be my team.", said James. "The New York Yankees is such a great and historic franchise which has always been a source of inspiration for me. The mere presence of the 'NY' logo drives me to perform at my highest level.", he added.

While owner Dan Gilbert declined to comment, a team source said that he was very reluctant to go along. However, in the end, Mr. Gilbert's hands were tied. Considering that LeBron has the option of becoming an unrestricted free agent at the end of the 2010 season, the entire Cleveland Cavalier organization has been catering to his every whim. Just last week, LeBron's children, LeBron Jr. and Bryce Maximus, were named partial beneficiaries in Mr. Gilbert's will. In addition, the nickname for the Quicken Loans Arena, "The Q" will now be know as "TQNY."

Minority owner, entertainer Usher Raymond had this to say, "Look, I'm not going to get Caught Up just because LeBron said 'I want it My Way'. We just have to take this thing Nice & Slow. Yeah!, it may Burn in the hearts of fans, but personally, I'm just going to tell them to Pop Ya Collar because I still consider Lebron My Boo." Mr. Raymond was subsequently punched in the crotch by a passer-by.

LeBron, a native of Ohio, grew up rooting for the Dallas Cowboys, Chicago Bulls, and New York Yankees. One of his most treasured possessions includes a scale model of an old western bandwagon with the logo of each team printed on the canvas. One of the potential NBA MVP's future aspirations include a redesign of the Cleveland Cavalier uniform to include the logos of his favorite teams, a picture of his face and his children's faces, and the corporate logos of his sponsors: Sprite, Nike, Bubblicious, Powerade, and Upper Deck. NBA Commissioner David Stern declined to comment.

"Look, I understand that this is a controversial move," exclaimed LeBron, "but Cleveland fans must understand....the more that I'm around a Yankees logo, whether it be on the court, or on the hats and clothing of the fans in the stands, the better I play." James went on to say, "Cleveland is the team I play for right now and there's nothing I can do about that, but there is something that Clevelanders can do about wearing more Yankees gear to our games. Or is it Clevelandites?"

LeBron's Yankees Court
UPDATE: Someone has created an entire website dedicated to recruiting LeBron James to New York City. Check it out here: www.nycforlebron.com

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Friday, January 18, 2008

The Bucket List - An NBA Photoshop

The tale of two men,
Sam Cassell
and Dikembe Mutombo,
wearing Wal-Mart shirts with double-breasted pockets,
and their journey of what could, should, might be their last NBA season
.....all while dealing with the one white arm of Cassell.


And now for a Bucket List of Links:

>> I can't stress enough how cool this project from Jason of Ball Hype is. Are you raising a kid? Do you want him or her to play sports? (and by "sports", I mean Basketball, Baseball, or Football -- sorry hockey, no offense.....you just weren't included in this project) If you want your kid to play against the best of the best around....and if you want nothing to ever get them down....then consider moving. The link will help with your decision where.

>> Malcolm Gladwell has a couple interesting posts on his blog about sports and artificial enhancement. You should probably start reading with this one, then this one.....and then go back to these two: 1 2.

>> Ahhh....Duke giving us more reasons to hate Duke.....I mean, Dook. Hey, thanks guys! [Señor Irrelevant]

>> Good read from Slam about Glen Rice's wife.

>> Do we really need reasons to hate the New England Patriots, besides the fact that Bill Belichick has a boy band? [Touchdown.org] -- and yes, I did watch the complete video, reason #16....a semi-hypnotic train wreck.

>> Classic Sports Comedy....cream pie to the face. But wait, whipped or shaving? I'd imagine that one is more readily available in a locker room than the other. Can you guess which one Monta Ellis got?

>> Some great ideas on how to improve the NBA live game experience. I agree that #1 is currently the most annoying factor. [Hardwood Paroxysm]

>> Do tennis and jugs mix? [Sportaphile]

>> Yup, Green Bay Packer fans are a little crazy.....from canceling an episode of Seinfeld on a local station because they think Eli Manning might watch it....to forcing their kids to wear Green Bay jerseys......to cheese tits.

....while Patriots fans are just tools.

>> Last Friday, some blogger love was given to the Eagles of G-O-N-Z-A-G-A. [Scott Van Pelt Style] -- Unfortunately, this did not bring any luck to Gonzaga College High School as they lost to DeMatha this past Tuesday.

>> Remember that infamous DC Pants Lawsuit? Well, here's an update. [Raw Fisher]

>> So the District of Columbia is not the tax house of horrors. Guess I should stop complaining. [Raw Fisher]

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Monday, January 14, 2008

The Lock Smith - DeShawn Stevenson's New Nickname & Photo

As you would expect, DeShawn Stevenson's new nickname, "The Lock Smith", was reported on Steinberg's DC Sports Bog.

DeShawn has been through a lot since the summer. From the "under the influence" picture of him and his Black Card (or Centurion Card) on MySpace to his "solicitation" of Lindsay Lohan.
Look, if you want a good summation, go check out The Big Lead.

Well DeShawn, hopefully your luck has changed. Of course, being a huge Wizards fan, Truth About It Dot Net is always pulling for you....even in jest. So we got together and created a new picture for your MySpace page in honor of your new nickname. (And hey, it looks like you logged in today, January 14th - Good to know that you are optimistic and hailing from Cuba.)

DeShawn Stevnson, the Lock Smith
Good luck tonight Lock Smith.....the Celtics, and especially Ray Allen, will gunning for you because of what happened at the end of Saturday's game. Bullets Forever with the recap:
Stevenson capped the win by throwing down a two-handed dunk with 3.2 seconds remaining. He then yelled something in the direction of the Boston bench before tossing the basketball into the stands.

"What did I say?" said a grinning Stevenson, before referencing Boston's super-intense Garnett. "I said something KG would say, put it that way. And it wasn't edited."

In other Wizards News before tonight's big game in Bean Town:

If he has yet to receive an invite...or at least announce that he has via his Vlog, then I'm afraid that Nick Young...err...Bean Burrito...err....The City, will not be making it to the dunk contest this year. Fingers are still crossed.

Boston and Gilbert Arenas make amends -- they even refer to him as a "Jordanesque" scorer. Gilbertology found Gil's statements about his contact in this article interesting.

....and a bunch of junk from the DC Sports Bog

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Wednesday, January 02, 2008

New Year Links - Joakim Noah's Rap Album, Whiskey Power & Sean Taylor Numbers


>> So Joakim Noah wants to be a rapper? Go look in a mirror kid, I bet you see Troy Hudson.



>> A Mississippi State fan powered by whiskey? Really? Who knew? I was able to catch the final 5 minutes of the Bulldogs' win against Central Florida in the Liberty Bowl. In a 10-3 game where the only TD scored came with just under 4 minutes left, five was all that was needed. In any case, this post from Mr. Irrelevant reminded me of what I saw in those waning minutes, along with what happens when college freshmen are powered by Jack D in Tennessee.

>> There's always some sort of mysterious time period before you can reference a tragedy in a piece of comedy. Why Don't We Get Drunk and Blog? has a post entitled, "Unlike Sean Taylor, Sean Taylor Stuff Just Won't Die" that made my humorous side chuckle a little. However, for those who believe a higher power was at hand, or for those who find inspiration in the fact that the Redskins beat the Cowboys by 21, Sean Taylor's jersey number; and if this recognition brings the team together on the field for a playoff run and off the field in realizing how valuable life should be held, then I'm just fine with that. [found via yet another Big Lead Roundup]

>> This Raw Fisher post makes me want to go back to stealing music.....but without getting caught.
"I couldn't believe it when I read that," says Ray Beckerman, a New York lawyer who represents six clients who have been sued by the RIAA [Recording Industry Association of America]. "The basic principle in the law is that you have to distribute actual physical copies to be guilty of violating copyright. But recently, the industry has been going around saying that even a personal copy on your computer is a violation."
Did you know that it is supposedly illegal to put the music from your own CD to your own computer? Eff that.

>> Remember when U of California basketball fans caught USC's Gabe Pruitt with the ultimate set-up for Cal's senior night? Famed NBDL Blogger, Rod Benson, who played for the Golden Bears then, tell us about being on the other side of that incident, and about being a good sports fan in general.

>> A good Ball Hype recap - Top 10 Sports Videos of 2007

>> Uh oh, Anthony Mason is slapping women in the club again. Happy holidays bitches! He was always a pretty good passing forward, guess those skills don't extend to the nightlife. It's only a matter of time until he's shaving huge jail-house tears in the side of his head.

>> Isiah Thomas is one helluva speech giver. Some of his more prestigious remarks include the word, 'a-hole', 'f-you' and the 'C' word, yes that C word. And this only covers what he learned from Bobby Knight at Indiana.....not his time with the New York Knicks.

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Sunday, December 30, 2007

The New Jersey Nets and Major League the Movie.....Eerily Similar

Ok, so the concept came from thoughts during the Dec. 28th Washington Wizards @ New Jersey Nets game blog.
Has the Jigga man been making [the New Jersey Nets] take cold showers, use duct tape to tape ankles and travel on a rickety old bus so that they will lose games and the franchise will thus have to move to Brooklyn? Plausible.

Makes me think, this year's New Jersey Nets can definitely be compared to Major League I.
So....I decided to make the comparison it's own entry.

Ladies and Gentlemen, you're Major League New Jersey Nets:

Major-League-New-Jersey-NetsDarrell Armstrong as Jake Taylor - both old as dirt veterans -- kinda like Derek Harper played about 8 years after I thought he would've died of natural causes

Vince Carter as Roger Dorn - prima donna: check - high priced: check - can easily quit on a team: check

Jason Kidd as Eddie Harris - hey, I'm convinced that Jason Kidd doctors the ball too (of course, Kidd could also be compared to Roger Dorn because of the whole wife cheating thing)

Richard Jefferson as Willie Mays Hays - both flashy - Willie nails his batting gloves to the wall, Richard Jefferson gets buildings at the U of Arizona named after him

Bostjan Nachbar as Pedro Cerrano - they're both foreign

Marcus Williams as Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn - they've both balled in the penal leagues

Lawrence Frank as Manager Lou Brown - with his boyish looks, I'd at least like to think that Lawrence Frank has the voice of James Gammon

Marv Albert as Harry Doyle - Doyle likes to get sloshed and Marv likes biting the ladies, forced sodomy, wearing women's underwear and phone sex. It's an easy deduction people. Mark Jackson is stuck with being the non-verbal sidekick

And as originally mentioned, Jay-Z as owner, Rachel Phelps -- actually, strike that, Beyonce can be Phelps and J-Hova can be GM Charlie Donovan.

Will the Nets end up making the playoffs? I don't think so...then again, I would not bet against it.

BTW...missed the Wizards slaughter of the Heat yesterday, had a wedding to attend. Glad we got the win. The Miami Heat have caused me many bad Wizard's moments in recent history. Now, we own them. Actually, the whole league is owning them this year -- kinda lessens the satisfaction of the two times the Wizards have beaten them this year. [Here's the live blog from win #1]

In any case, here are the links to all the good coverage:

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Monday, December 24, 2007

Najeh Davenport and Mr. Hankey Wish You A Merry Christmas!

Are Steelers fans ready for Dookie and his friend for the playoffs, the Christmas Poo?

Thanks to The Big Lead for reminding us all of the story of Najeh Trenadious Monte Davenport AKA Turd Fergueson. Maybe you thought you went to the University of Miami in sunny Coral Gables, Florida, but you ain't from the "U" until you've defecated in the laundry of a lady.

April 1, 2002, April Fool's Day nonetheless, Najeh, or Jerome Bettis' replacement, "The Dump Truck", decided he would get his day of pranks started early.

At 6 am, Turd sneaked into the dorm room of Mary McCarthy, a student at Barry University. Not 100% positive, but I'm pretty sure the dorm rooms at a fine Catholic university such as Barry are small, just like every other dorm room, ever. So, I'm not surprised that young Mary was awakened by the sounds of a grown 6'1", 247 pound man dropping a deuce in her closet.

Subsequent charges of 2nd degree burglary and misdemeanor mischief were traded in for a hundred hours of community service, probably cleaning turlets. Mary, scared for life, also filed a 15K lawsuit. Not sure if she won, but let's just say that I seriously doubt she's drunk in a bar somewhere right now bragging about how she once saw an NFL player take a poo.


.....and when he's not lookin' fly with the side-lean
and that "U" mock-turtleneck,
dealin' with that baby mama drama
.....

....he's on the gridiron, goin' for 2 with Mr. Hankey.

Peace to all.

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Saturday, December 15, 2007

The Results Are In....Nick Young's New Nickname

Nick Young Nickname - Bean BurritoOk, so Mr. Irrelevant hasn't exactly announced the "official" results of the Nick Young nickname vote as of yet. But sources inform Truth About It that most of the precincts have reported, so it's only a matter of time until Bean Burrito is officially declared the winner.

Why Bean Burrito? Well, it's what Nick, himself, wanted. Maybe we can call him "BB" or "BBNY" for short. In any case, the timing could not be better (or worse) depending on how you look at it.

Finding out that Antonio Daniels would be out for 2-4 weeks this morning did not sit well on my stomach. His play while Gilbert Arenas is on the sidelines has been vastly unheralded. And unfortunately, I think his being out will lead us all to realize this.

Of course, all over Wizards Insider...they're hitting the panic button (they being those on the comment board). Thing is, look how this team has dealt with adversity so far. I see no reason as to why the players would get down about the injury to AD. Is it ideal? Well, what do you think? But the Wizards are a tough team and they will continue to be tough.

But anyway....back to Nick Young. His minutes are going to increase and he will need to step it up in all aspects, not just scoring. And as far as I'm concerned, he can't do all this without a nickname. So Nick, from Truth About It to you......welcome.

Nick Young Nickname - Bean Burrito

Of course, since the current numbers on voting go as follows: Bean Burrito - 32%; The City - 29%; Young Hollywood - 21%; Skywalker - 8%; Little Zero - 4%......there is a possibility that we could be dealing with the situation below.

Bean Burrito Defeats The City

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Thursday, December 13, 2007

Letter to Gilbert Arenas - Can You Be A Legend?

Gilbert Arenas - I Can Be A LegendDear Gil,...I ain't T.I., but I'm talking to you.

Right now, while on that bench, you should be salivating, you should be loving it. I hope you're learning too. No, not in terms of recovering
from surgery. But just look at how this Washington Wizards team is developing; unexpectedly, they
are 8 and 5 without you, their superstar. Realize how this team is standing up like men, while the winning-shot-hitting gamer is out with a knee.

Yes Gil, DC's Wizards are becoming all growns up. Positive signs are strong, but be cautioned, there will be growing pains to survive. On the real, perhaps you doubted it after you got hurt, and I'd say perhaps you are wrong....but this still can be the takeover reloaded season. It's not just about you taking over. It was never going to be you who won a conference championship, a playoff series, whatever. Hell, Jordan never won those titles either. No, the Chicago Bulls won those titles. Granted, the Bulls would not have been able to do it without Jordan. Just as the Wizards cannot achieve their loftiest goals without Gilbert Arenas.

*semi-side rant* Talking heads such as Stephen A. Smith have recently dumped a bucket of Hater-ade on the blogoshere. He bellowed that bloggers are untrained experts who should not have the ability to reach a mass audience. Not so, Steph Aloysius Smith. What is the point of mass media in the first place? To inform the public. Hint: public is underlined cause it's kinda important. Blogs, comment boards, message boards...any public venue for expression...swing the power of information closer to where it should be, in the hands of the public. An educated society will simply use the rapidly available dissemination of information to their educated advantage, knowing not to rely on single source reporting, professional or unprofessional. Ahhh...it just clicked didn't it -- wow, a balanced system of sources is good for all of us.

Ok - *100% side rant* - but back to those bloggers Gil, those message board posters, those comment board preachers. Some of them are out there, chirping:

"We should trade Gilbert."

"Proof is in the pudding homey, the Wizards are better without him."

"Gilbert will never be Mayor McCheese of Washington, DC."

Yea, I see them on Wizards Insider.

But that's all it is.....*chirping* It should also be par for the course for us with common sense to realize that those with unjustified, negative beef tend to be in the minority, and tend to speak out more frequently. Sure, the team is doing well. But at this point of the season, I'm obviously not going to say the team is out of the water. Of course not. Even with you, the current franchise has yet to prove it can get past the 2nd round. The guys, well, they're just doing "okay" without you.

Coming to terms with this injury, this setback; like I said, it's about you learning. It's about you understanding what you have here in the District of Columbia: an offensive minded coach, teammates who are starting to represent like a Band of Brothers, a McGenius General Manager....and DC fans...don't forget the DC fans.

Look,I'm sure you would've had your blog in any other city. If the coin flipped for the Clippers, you might've, just might've, flourished in LA-LA land. But Hollywood? that's that cheesy sh*t.....that TMZ, Tiger Beat B.S. -- As they say, Washington DC is the most powerful city in the world. Making a career here is unique. DC? Without it, you would not have the Wizards Nation behind you. You would not have the DC Sports Bog (really, is there any other major paper with a reporter/blogger of D-Stein's influence?) and you would not have the Wizznuttz giving you nicknames, etc. in a twisted-retro manner...much less the rest of us bloggers. Basically, Washington, DC is not just another city.

No one is questioning your decision to opt out of your current deal. It's a business decision that any of us would make. And the glass half-fulls think you are going to make good on your want to stay in Chinatown. Problem is, the quirkiness that we've grown to love and appreciate leads to a slight degree of mistrust. A result of your perceived unpredictable nature. But all this goes away if you show us that you're going to be about it. We got your back, we just want to know that you will be around to represent. Opt for the DC re-up.

See son, it's a triumvirate -- DC. The Franchise. And You. There ain't no superstar without the team, there ain't no team without the superstar, and there is neither without "The City". Train smart, train hard. See you when you get back.

Sincerely,
Truth About It

Gilbert Arenas - I Can Be A Legend

thanks to Will Smith, that movie I want to see and imdb.com for the original inspiration





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Sunday, December 09, 2007

So What IS Jason Kidd Thinking? A Photoshop Theory

Watching some football, doing some work, wondering what the Washington Wizards are going to do against the New Jersey Nets tonight. The keys for the Wizards: they really need to pound it inside when Haywood is in the game. When Blatche is playing, do a little more running. Get him working the high post and using his quickness and/or passing skills against the mediocre Nets bigs. Bullets Forever with the run-down....the Wizards have actually lost 6 in a row against the Nets. Last time the Wiz beat them was in December of '05, blew New Jersey out by 20 in DC.

So yea, what exactly is going on with Jason Kidd? I just wonder what has been in that guy's mind lately. Let's run through a quick timeline:

1997-2007 - Marriage, drinkin', gamblin', the NBA, hoes, rockin' out in general.

Jan. 2001 - A night at the Kidd household - Jason Kidd eats a french fry from his son's plate. His wife, Joumana, yells at him for doing so. He spits the fry right back in her face. She then ran into a door knob.

Mar. 2001 - Kidd gets his mugshot taken.

Jason Kidd Mug Shot

Jan. 2007 - Jason Kidd fears that his crazy wife will make their children crazy. She grabs his arm really tightly in the next family picture.

photo from app.com

Feb. 15, 2007 - The world finds out that Jason Kidd has been getting it on with, "several different television reporters, as well as strippers in Arizona, Sacramento, Miami, Dallas and Indiana, a Nets season ticket holder, a Nets employee, and a cheerleader in New Orleans."

Oct. 10, 2007 - Jason "Pussy Hands" Kidd goes groping at Club Tenjune in Manhattan. Tales from an experienced gropee.

Nov. 19, 2007 - True Hoop blogged that the Newark Star-Ledger reported that a 'bitter' and 'unhappy' Jason Kidd was rockin' out to some radical White Snake, Here I Go Again (on my own).

Dec. 4, 2007 - Jason sat alone in a dark room watching the New Jersey Nets game from home. J-Kidd is in his bitter place again.

Here's the deal, no one just listens to White Snake. Something is seriously not right with Jason Kidd jamming to 'Here I Go Again' on his ipod. Are you telling me that Rasheed Wallace is somewhere grooving to the Eagles and Peaceful, Easy, Feelin'? Or that Fred Hoiberg is listening to Pac's Ambitionz Az A Ridah?

There's something more to it here. I think that not only does Jason Kidd listen to White Snake...but he also wants to be White Snake. Creepy.

Jason Kidd Wishes He Was WhiteSnake

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Friday, December 07, 2007

Hornets v. Grizzlies: What We Know About Chris Paul and Pau Gasol.

What do we know about these two? Well, judging by the game between the Grizzlies and the Hornets last night, Chris Paul is a superstar and Pau Gasol is a chump. Here's why:

SideBar: My Campaign for Chris Paul, Western Conference All-Star Starter -- I don't care who you put with him, Kobe...Steve Nash....Baron Davis.....Deron Williams, just put them with Chris Paul.

CP3 - New Orleans - 2008 - It's only right. (And you may recall my previous thoughts about Chris Paul, Steve Nash and Jason Kidd)

Oh yea, back to the WHY....

Caught the end of the New Orleans Hornets-Memphis Grizzlies game last night. Here's the deal: Game in OT....tied @ 116 and the ball is in Chris Paul's hands. Mind you , he has a career high in points at this junction (he finished with 43). The Hornets isolate for him, Tyson Chandler comes up to set a high screen and Chris Paul takes it to the hoop for the deuce layin with a