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OVER THE PAST SEVEN YEARS, you’ve accomplished some incredible feats.
You are a two-time league MVP; you won NBA Rookie of the Year; you’re a six-time NBA All-Star; a NBA Scoring Champion; one of five players in NBA history to average over 25 points, 7 rebounds and 7 assists in a season – which you have done four times; one of just three players in NBA history to average at least 40 points, 10 rebounds and 7 assists in a postseason series; and you hold the record for the most consecutive points scored for a team in a playoff game with 25 straight hero-points against the Detroit Pistons in 2007, just to name a few.
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If you would allow me to speak freely, you should stay far, far away from Miami.
For starters, oil from the Deepwater Horizon catastrophe (surely, you’ve heard of this) is likely to keep moving east because of the so-called “loop current,” according to NOAA officials. To make matters worse than they already are, the likelihood of the Gulf oil spill hitting the Keys and the southeastern coast of Florida is greater than the likelihood of you making a free throw (80 percent)! I know.
And then, there is Bosh. John Krolic of CAVS: the blog reminded us that he has fewer player of the month awards than you have MVPs. You’re not even in the same league as Bosh. In fact, he has become part of the “LeBron-Wade-Bosh” trinity, triumvirate, chimera, in large part because he doesn’t have Amar’e Stoudemire’s baggage. Bosh has also been adamant about his desire to play power forward, but on this Heat team, he is the default center. Oh, and Brendan Haywood has been locked up by Dallas for years.










