“I feel like I’ve been blindsided by Brian Orakpo. I mean, that was just … wow.”

-Wizards television commentator Steve Buckhantz after witnessing a first half of basketball in which the Wizards allowed 44 points in the paint, and let Toronto shoot 67% en route to a 72-52 lead after 24 minutes. The Raptors ultimately prevailed 127-108.

Let’s take a look at a screen-shot depiction of the fun, shall we?

There’s no place like home, evidently … especially when the Wizards play defense like Dorothy.

Oh, and these are the red shoes Gilbert Arenas wore against the Raptors for World AIDS Week.

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